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hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

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wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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phantomdoodler:

maxwellpuckett:

IMAGINE KIRBY INHALING WII FIT TRAINER AND HE TURNS INTO A REALLY IN SHAPE WOMANLY BODY WITH A PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD WITH HIS FACE ON IT

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